ASYLUM FOR THE FULLY SICK
PATIENTS:
SAFEWORD HQ PROVIDES ON-GOING CARE FOR THE FULLY SICK
WITH OUR UNIQUE M.E.G.A.L.O.M.P THERAPY SYSTEM.
(MERCH, EVENTS, GIGS, ART, LOADS OF MONEY; PRONTO)
WITH OUR UNIQUE M.E.G.A.L.O.M.P THERAPY SYSTEM.
(MERCH, EVENTS, GIGS, ART, LOADS OF MONEY; PRONTO)
WITH OUR SMALL, SPECIALISED TEAM, WE MONITOR & MANAGE
OUR BOUTIQUE CLIENTELE DURING
SPECIFICALLY TAILORED PUBLIC EXPOSURES
TO INTEGRATE AND SOCIALISE, & SHOWCASE
EACH PATIENT'S UNIQUE & EXOTIC TALENTS,
SAFELY, TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
OUR BOUTIQUE CLIENTELE DURING
SPECIFICALLY TAILORED PUBLIC EXPOSURES
TO INTEGRATE AND SOCIALISE, & SHOWCASE
EACH PATIENT'S UNIQUE & EXOTIC TALENTS,
SAFELY, TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
TREATMENTS CONSIST OF CURATED BURST EXPOSURES SUCH AS
HAND-MADE MERCHANDISE, INTERVIEWS, CONCERTS, DJ SETS, VIDEOS,
RECORDED LIVE SETS,
& OF COURSE,
YACHT PARTIES FOR RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRES.
HAND-MADE MERCHANDISE, INTERVIEWS, CONCERTS, DJ SETS, VIDEOS,
RECORDED LIVE SETS,
& OF COURSE,
YACHT PARTIES FOR RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRES.
PRIOR TO M.E.G.A.L.O.M.P. TREATMENT, FULLY SICK INDIVIDUALS ARE OFTEN UNHAPPY, POOR,
OR EVEN HIDING THEIR FULLY SICK DIAGNOSIS IN MISGUIDED ATTEMPTS TO INTEGRATE INTO SOCIETY.
OR EVEN HIDING THEIR FULLY SICK DIAGNOSIS IN MISGUIDED ATTEMPTS TO INTEGRATE INTO SOCIETY.
IF YOU BELIEVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE MAY BE FULLY SICK, PLEASE CONTACT US TO BE ASSESSED BY OUR TEAM OF SPECIALISTS.
(All team members currently hold Doctorates in Psickologorisationoral Therapeutasication from TSYIAMPC The South Yass Institute of Paintball Commentary & Alternative Medicalanagemenation. SWHQ takes no liability for our client's physical health or mental wellbeing and note that our clients will receive extensive but highly experimental and untested treatment by our staff, all of whom themselves have been diagnosed as fully sick.
Side effects of the MEGALOMP system include extreme and chronic fame, intense public scrutiny and attention, intense hangovers and exposure to patients who may be as or even more fully sick than they are. Contagious fully sicknesses have been found in our clinics and clients may end up contracting lasting new types of full sickness - patients initially treated for diagnoses related to music or visual arts are often exposed to areas of the performing arts such as acting, screenwriting and conceptual merchandising.
If you've previously experienced negative reactions when exposed to money and/or shitloads of fun we advise you to avoid MEGALOMP at all costs.)
REAL DISCLAIMER: We are just artists, managing our art and music. None of us are doctors, all allusions to medicine, therapy or anything that isn't just us trying to get you to listen to and look at our stuff is clearly satire.